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No Sex Please - We're British!

Play · English · 1971

Play text: Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot

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No Sex Please - We're British! is a farce by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot. Newlyweds Peter and Frances Hunter are drawn into escalating chaos when a mail-order mix-up brings pornographic material instead of Scandinavian glassware to their flat above a bank.

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No Sex Please - We're British!

No Sex Please - We're British!

Quarndon Amateur Dramatic SocietyNominated group
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Nov 2025

Quarndon · United Kingdom

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